What Youll Find Cleaning Out Your Desk - The Muse

What Youll Find Cleaning Out Your Desk - The MuseWhat Youll Find Cleaning Out Your Desk The final two weeks at a job are a whirlwind of documenting everything, explaining what you did on a daily basis, and hoping that everything goes both smoothly and horribly when youre gone. (After all, what if you leave and everyone realizes theyre just fine without you? Thatd be devastating.)The final two weeks are also a whirlwind of paperwork. And notlage just the paperwork involved with your exit, but also literal pieces of paper that youve been shoving into your desk since day one- training documents from that seminar, resumes from when you were hiring, flyers someone handed you on the street that you accepted because youre bad at confrontation and couldnt just say, No thank you, Im a lady and therefore not interested in a mens suit sale. In fact, Ive come to learn that cleaning out your desk is a reckoning of sorts, a time when youre forced to come face-to-face with all your Ill figure out w hat to do with this later choices. I know this because its currently my life. In fact, Im writing this article as a way to avoid finishing cleaning out my own desk. And because of that, I can confidently tell you what youll find if youre currently in the same situation.1. Business CardsHow I want to respond when handed a business card It would skip me a step if youd bypass my hand and put that straight into the recycling bin.How I actually respond Why yes my good sir, of course, I would love nothing more than for you to give me that tiny piece of paper that is both big enough to annoy me, yet small enough to get lost in the bottom of my bag.And because thats how I respond, I have a ton of business cards that end up in my desk drawer. And going through them all in my last two weeks has been a trip down memory lane- but the kind of memory lane where everythings far more fuzzy than nostalgic. Chad from Marketing Corp. Huh. Perhaps I met him when I cut the cheese line at that event. Or no, maybe he was the guy on the elevator trying to sell me his services.2. A DrugstoreEmergencies happen at work. And thats why Ive always made sure to always have a few necessities on hand. But what started as a Tide Stick and umbrella has morphed into an entire aisle of CVS. Office too hot? I have deodorantSmelly lunch? Ive got mints. Client interaction gone wrong? Ive not only got an entire change of clothes, but also a new identity ready-to-go. And you know what, while some of these items might be overkill, Ive got zero regrets about that. While it accumulated at a surprising rate, I also never panicked when I spilled something, or when it started pouring, or when I suddenly decided I hated my shoes and needed a new pair immediately. 3. A Grocery StoreYou know what hoarders always say- you cant open a drugstore in your desk without also opening a grocery store. And thats why I have enough half-eaten, fully-stale snacks ready to go the second someone says The apocalypse has arriv ed and youre trapped in the arbeitszimmer indefinitely.Unlike my drugstore advice, I will not pat myself on the back for this one. Instead, Ill promise myself to stop acting like Ill ever be in my office for more than a day at a time (and that means I will never need more than a granola bar). 4. Office SuppliesI was that kid who lived for back-to-school shopping. Nothing got me quite as jazzed as a fresh new set of binders did. And so, in an effort to recapture that feeling into adulthood, Ive gotten into a horrible habit of saying yes to any office supplies that are offered to me- either directly or indirectly in the form of an unlocked supply closet. That means, despite the fact 99% of my job involves a computer, I have a stapler, 19 packs of sticky notes, two kinds of tape, four colors of highlighters, and Lisa Frank herself tucked into my drawers. In retrospect, I probably couldve gotten the same satisfaction from opening up the supply closet every so often and just breathing i n that scent of fresh file folders.5. MemoriesOK, fine, you caught me. Im human, and I have emotions, and leaving a job is hard. Despite making the above list, I cant parte with anything Everything I pick up and attempt to throw away feels meaningful. You binnensee a coupon for 5% off a $10 juice that Ill never use, I see the time I grabbed a long lunch with a co-worker and was handed that on my way out. You see a congrats sign in messy handwriting, I see the time I got promoted and my team surprised me by decorating my desk. You see a childrens toy, I see accessories from a team Halloween costume that shouldve won first-place in the office costume contest (and Im totally not at all bitter about it). Dont get me wrong- all of this needs to go in the trash. I live in New York City and I dont have room in my apartment to hold all my memories.But parting with it isnt easy. And thats because saying goodbye to a job isnt easy. Even if were excited for our next chapter, even if were ready to go, and even if its our time to leave. For better or worse, we get attached to our jobs, we get attached to the projects we spend time on, and we get attached to the people we work with. Even if we dont always like what we do and even if we dont always like the people we do it with, we spend 40 (or more) hours a week attaching ourselves to something thats bigger than us. Thats why, when its time to leave, its not just time to hand in our key cards and grab farewell drinks, but its also time to say goodbye to a part of ourselves. And sometimes, cleaning out our desks will remind us just how big a part of ourselves our jobs became. To quote myself from just a few paragraph ago, saying goodbye to a job isnt easy. (Nor is finding a rogue raisin in your desk drawer and knowing that youve never once eaten a raisin at work.) So, if youre in the process of doing it, know that its OK if youre going through all the emotions. Its OK if youre having trouble throwing out stuff you forgot eve n existed. And its OK if youre putting off even touching that bottom drawer until the very last second. You have a new exciting adventure ahead of you, but that doesnt mean you cant spend a few moments thinking about all the moments- big and small, fun and challenging, scary and rewarding- that youre leaving behind.